Pee Ambush!

So I've discovered a new term... well technically two terms. Pee ambush and Poop ambush.

Kaitlyn is a master at both of these deceptive behaviors. As you can expect a Pee/Poop ambush is when you are caught off guard by pee or poop. Both of these ambush's can occur at any stage during a diaper changing operation. 

Which of the two is worse? Well a pee ambush definitely has a further range than the poop ambush but the poop ambush is far more potent and the cleaning consequences are quite diarrhoea... I mean dire.

Current intel has grouped the pee/poop ambush into 3 futher categories, which are described below.

• The ultimate ambush occurs when switching out an old diaper for a new and you are caught without a diaper. You have literally been caught with their pants down.
• The rush attack, is a less effective form of ambush, but still should not be underestimated. A rush attack or suprise attack isinitiated the instant a diaper is breached or opened. The pee variant of a rush attack can result in facial impact, while the poop variety is just plain nasty.
• the diaper burner is  a delayed attack and is mostly harmless. Be wanred that the annoyance factor, of this ambush,  grows exponentially with each successive attack  Unlike the other forms of pee/poop ambush, which require precise timing, the diaper burner's  arsenal deployment is simply delayed until  a new diaper has been loaded. Be aware that this form of ambush can quickly burn through your reserves of diapers and could lead to an oncoming ultimate ambush. 

I have devised some preliminary defenses to defend against these attacks. The impact of an ultimate ambush can be lessened with speed and a good setup (fresh diaper locked and ready for loading, never go in unprepared), while the rush attack can be quickly counted with the quick peek manoeuvre and the diaper burner can be thwarted with plain old patience.

Be forewarned never let  your guard down. An unwary changer is a easy target.